at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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