Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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