I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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