Tell her she can't have a vagina
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
