ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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