i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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