its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
