This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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