He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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