Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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