well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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