Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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