And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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