He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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