that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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