i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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