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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So vagazzling was a success
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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