I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
