I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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