I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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