Can i not drive my cunt home
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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