i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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