this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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