I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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