omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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