Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
