We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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