Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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