Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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