I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Farmville is her only friend.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
