omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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