Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
