normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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