People with herpes should wear stickers.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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