So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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