let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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