That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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