Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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