Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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