Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
