Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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