my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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