please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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