if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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