It's just like the Real World with babies
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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