you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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