No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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