Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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