you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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