Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
you never un-have a 4some
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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