are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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