I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This is classic penis vs brain.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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