He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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